You Own My Heart...And My Ass!

Name: You Own My Heart...And My Ass!
Brand: The Kama Sutra Company
SKU: 14002
Price: 7.43 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.8 (5 reviews)

You Own My Heart...And My Ass! - Main image

$7.43 ~~$11.99~~ In stock

Category: Greeting Card

Kama SutraNAUGHTY NOTES

Includes 3 tempting products to inspire desire. Each card features a flirty message, 4 Kama Sutra Positions and 3 Romance Product Packets.

OUTSIDE: You Own My Heart

INSIDE: And my ass!

INCLUDES:

• AROMATICS Harmony Blend (3 ml packet): Massage oil

• OIL OF LOVE Raspberry Kiss (3 ml packet): Kissable, warming foreplay oil

• LOVE LIQUID Classic (3 ml packet): Personal, water-based lubricant

• 4 Kama Sutra Positions with tips & tricks

• Envelope: *Not suitable for standard mailing. Must be hand canceled. Requires extra postage.

PERFECT FOR:

All occasions: Birthdays, Anniversaries, Valentine's, Bachelorette, Weddings, Holidays or just because.

Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Evelyn C. ★★★★★ Sep 11, 2026

The three little romance packets tucked inside made the card feel like an actual gift instead of just paper, and the four illustrated positions got a real laugh out of us. Flirty without being cheesy.

Victoria F. ★★★★★ Sep 10, 2026

Got this for my partner's birthday and the four Kama Sutra positions printed on each card got way more laughs than I expected. The three little romance product packets tucked inside made it feel like an actual gift instead of just a card.

Scarlett E. ★★★★★ Sep 7, 2026

The cards are cheekier in person than the photos suggest, and the little romance packets tucked inside make it feel like a proper gift instead of just a joke. My partner laughed out loud at the four position illustrations on the back before we even opened the envelopes. Took the edge off what could’