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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...I'm Horny, And I Know You Are Too!

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$7.79 $11.99 In stock

Category: Greeting Card

Kama SutraNAUGHTY NOTES 

Includes 3 tempting products to inspire desire. Each card features a flirty message, 4 Kama Sutra Positions and 3 Romance Product Packets.

OUTSIDE: Roses are Red, Violets are Blue

INSIDE: I'm horny, and I know you are too!

INCLUDES: 

• AROMATICS Harmony Blend (3 ml packet): Massage oil

• OIL OF LOVE Raspberry Kiss (3 ml packet): Kissable, warming foreplay oil

• LOVE LIQUID Classic (3 ml packet): Personal, water-based lubricant

• 4 Kama Sutra Positions with tips & tricks 

• Envelope: *Not suitable for standard mailing. Must be hand canceled. Requires extra postage.

PERFECT FOR:

All occasions: Birthdays, Anniversaries, Valentine's, Bachelorette, Weddings, Holidays or just because.

Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Claire X. ★★★★★

Gave this to my husband for our anniversary and the Kama Sutra position illustrations on the card got a bigger laugh than the wine did. The three little romance packets tucked inside are a fun touch, though we're saving those for the weekend.

Miles ★★★★★

Bought this as a joke for my partner's birthday and it landed way better than expected. The three romance product packets tucked inside each card are a fun surprise, and the Kama Sutra position illustrations got a real laugh. Cheesy rhyme on the front, but that's kind of the point.

Emily ★★★★★

The three romance packets inside are a nice surprise, and the four position illustrations on each card gave us plenty of ideas for later. We sent one to each other across the kitchen counter and laughed the whole time.

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